...........................................

HE took down his Trousers

..I noted in my files that he

had no underpants............

Then I examined his MEMBER

...................it had.............

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his face was a kinda red with

thin finely strewn purple viens

and his nose and an array of

patterned black heads...........

WOW!......his teeth, what were left

of them were an Amerillo yellow

...compared to my bright white

all in place milk teeth of innocence

and inexperience and unknowing

his three remaining teeth were

formidable and awe inspiring...

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SAMMY was very tall.....

and impressive....twice

my age....a worldly man

he'd even been as far away

as Huddersfield...............

and thats almost in another

county.........Over The Hills

and Far Away.............WOW!

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his hair was iron grey with

a tobacco blond tint to it..

...and he said his grandmother

had been of Irish decent...

and his dad a ceramic tile

expert from LEEDS...no less

.....simply COSMOPOLITAN

I noted in my files............

what a start I thought...

I could not contain myself

.........................................

I WAS GOING TO CURE THE SICK!!

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my first day was ace.........

the college floor was freshly

waxed and there was a lick

and smell of fresh magnolia 

paint to the place..............

.............and I met my first

case study.......he was called

......Samuel..........but he said

I, I! YES! little me could call

him....Sam........................

I was lost for words........

taken aback......short of

breath............................

well I was well on my way

to becoming A STUDENT OF

MEDICAL SCIENCE........!!

................................................

THE STUDY AND PRACTICE OF

SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION IN

..TOILET QUEERS..IN THESE RUDE

...........PARTS......OF THE NORTHERN

.......TERROTORIES OF HER MAJESTIES

ISLANDS Great Britain ,U.K...........

.......HEAP A CFUCKIN SHIT.......

......WITH WIND AND RAIN......

.....ALL THE TIME.....................

well I was chuffed beyond measure

......................................!!!!!

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I left home with renewed vigour

..........and passion.....................

....with my golden GCSE.........

in spaghetti boiling...............

for THE ROYAL TECHNICAL COLLEGE

...........DEWSBURY...................

.....West Yorkshire......................

for a course in.......in.....in.....the

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if ya can't stand the sight of it

and ya not very bright ya can

always become ah Sycia......

..........a psychic...................

.........a phyciatrist..............

courses available down the

............road........................

......me mum were chuffed..

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