........popped in and bought a

packet of TREBOUR MINTS

common in these parts for

smokers...........................

after a quick shower and shave

and a rustle up of...............

Home made Chilli Con Carne

which I nearly burnt...........

for thinking of poor SAM....

I popped of to see my girlfriend

down at the local....as we had arranged

.........we sat drinking cider and then

after a while smiling and aroused..

...you know how it goes.......we turned and...

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.............sweet shop...I

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............was thinking when

I passed a........................

...........BRONCHITIS in the adult female

can and possibly does lie dormant in

the young males liver to erupt in later

life as SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION..........

and that a corse of action should be taken

to prevent and isolate MILFS with .....

BRONCHITIS and a predilection for

young males......(TOYBOYS)......and that

my Father would have drawn up a...

minimum 9 month custodial sentence

for such women......who like to interfere!

.........especially if marbles..are involved..

.........that night....that night on my way

home from college i..........................

..........I've got BRONCHITIS............

....with a sort of an 0 shape to her

..mouth.....YES! BRONCHITIS!......

.....then some sort of crooked smile

....and BRONCHITIS! what do you think

to that eh! youngster!...................

then she laughed but it broke into

a spluttery cough.....but she smiled

grabbed his satchel.......WITH ALL

HIS SWEETS AND MARBLES IN....

and ran away........back down the ally

...................................I said I was

sorry.......for him and that he could

leave and come back in a month

for a further course of Tincture of

Mercury treatment......................

.......................I noted in my FILE....that

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..........a middle aged mature MILF...

.......she riddled up to him with a smile

a bit of a gummy one.....she had a fine assortment

of wrinkles converging around her lips.......

...he thought it was his mother in the half

light and he relaxed....opened his arms a little

...the MILF took immediate advantage

bent down and rubbed her large mastectomy

conscious breasts in his face.. his mouth

dropped.... and she took advantage again..

she French kissed him with her swollen tongue

...........AND SAID...................AND SAID...........