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......TOTAL.PAGE VIEWS....

............TODAY..................

...........U.S. 511.................

...........U.K. 114................

.......germany 60..............

........egypt 9...................

.......france 2..................

.......ukraine 1................

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GRAND TOTAL 640.........

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......KISSED! it was lovely her sweet

tight cherry lips and apple blossom skin

.....but just before I kissed her I

had slipped two MINTS into my mouth

for........for.......protection.....prevention

better to be safe than sorry.....do teenage

dream girls.....get bronchitis.........I

would have to check it up in my manual

darling dave....she said........youre a

genius...........your well on your way

to getting...........A DIPLOMA............

......................................................

.....yes I thought to myself..............

I would have to write an article for

THE LANCET I might get some money if 

they publish it.............just think.......

SCOTT'S Decease...........................

I'll go down in history.........................

.......................................WOW!........,

........popped in and bought a

packet of TREBOUR MINTS

common in these parts for

smokers...........................

after a quick shower and shave

and a rustle up of...............

Home made Chilli Con Carne

which I nearly burnt...........

for thinking of poor SAM....

I popped of to see my girlfriend

down at the local....as we had arranged

.........we sat drinking cider and then

after a while smiling and aroused..

...you know how it goes.......we turned and...

....................................

.............sweet shop...I

...................................

......................................

............was thinking when

I passed a........................

...........BRONCHITIS in the adult female

can and possibly does lie dormant in

the young males liver to erupt in later

life as SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION..........

and that a corse of action should be taken

to prevent and isolate MILFS with .....

BRONCHITIS and a predilection for

young males......(TOYBOYS)......and that

my Father would have drawn up a...

minimum 9 month custodial sentence

for such women......who like to interfere!

.........especially if marbles..are involved..

.........that night....that night on my way

home from college i..........................

..........I've got BRONCHITIS............

....with a sort of an 0 shape to her

..mouth.....YES! BRONCHITIS!......

.....then some sort of crooked smile

....and BRONCHITIS! what do you think

to that eh! youngster!...................

then she laughed but it broke into

a spluttery cough.....but she smiled

grabbed his satchel.......WITH ALL

HIS SWEETS AND MARBLES IN....

and ran away........back down the ally

...................................I said I was

sorry.......for him and that he could

leave and come back in a month

for a further course of Tincture of

Mercury treatment......................

.......................I noted in my FILE....that