......................................

my wife.........................

....an open invitation for

an extramarital relationship

 a wife swap.....................

sell her of to the DARKIES

....a bit of......whats it called?

......CUCKOLD......................

....well she used to look.....

....in her flesh....................

....like you do now...........

....smart, adept, tight belly

.....like you think you look

....but all things cum to pass

....like you THINK you look

....but you're missing ar'nt Ya

...............IT..........................

tight belly, milky white tits

up for it all night..in a squat

....snorting talcum powder

...for a fee..........................

...cos it's expensive...........

....in the north...................

.......GOOAAANNN!!!..........

.....FUCK OFF AS THEY......

.....say in Northern...........

......Ireland....................

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....GOOOAAANNN..........

...FUCK OFF!!...............


...but we put away......

the mortar shells........

FOR A BIT OF LIMP PRICK

and tired and WANT.......

........WANT..................

.......WANT.................

..to go to bed............

a mattress over there

...GOOAAANNEE.....

....SLEEP!...............

it will be your last..

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.............................

and then the nurses

......CUM................

and it's.................

another day????

.......................................

......it's cabbage..............

.......for tea....................

....my sons cooking it..

with potatoes and......

crusty steak pie.........

...................................

...I can't cook!............

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...........X.....................

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......AND THATS ALL......

......FOR TODAY............

........FOLKS!.................

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......Tara for now!.......

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.......Thank you Lord...

.......Thank you Jesus..

.............................!!

..........XXX................

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......TOTAL.PAGE VIEWS....

............TODAY..................

...........U.S. 511.................

...........U.K. 114................

.......germany 60..............

........egypt 9...................

.......france 2..................

.......ukraine 1................

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GRAND TOTAL 640.........

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......KISSED! it was lovely her sweet

tight cherry lips and apple blossom skin

.....but just before I kissed her I

had slipped two MINTS into my mouth

for........for.......protection.....prevention

better to be safe than sorry.....do teenage

dream girls.....get bronchitis.........I

would have to check it up in my manual

darling dave....she said........youre a

genius...........your well on your way

to getting...........A DIPLOMA............

......................................................

.....yes I thought to myself..............

I would have to write an article for

THE LANCET I might get some money if 

they publish it.............just think.......

SCOTT'S Decease...........................

I'll go down in history.........................

.......................................WOW!........,

........popped in and bought a

packet of TREBOUR MINTS

common in these parts for

smokers...........................

after a quick shower and shave

and a rustle up of...............

Home made Chilli Con Carne

which I nearly burnt...........

for thinking of poor SAM....

I popped of to see my girlfriend

down at the local....as we had arranged

.........we sat drinking cider and then

after a while smiling and aroused..

...you know how it goes.......we turned and...