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........my mother got a linguist

to explain an article she was

having difficulty reading in..

the social services waiting room

.......................it read.............

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.............YES!.......................

......I could not stand the sight

..........blood!..........................

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A.E. Careers, jet setting Paramedic

.....skillfull surgery depositing

............pacemakers..............

....and the like were out......

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..........................but.....but

..........................there was..

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..I dare not tell you!!.......

..my weakness...............

..my fainting fits...........

...and trembling cowardice

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I STILL HAD A BURNING

PASSION TO BECOME A

GENERAL PRACTITIONER

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and put toilet paper up

scuffed noses...............

.....but.....but.....but....

.....something awful

had happened to me..

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after 5 years of attempting to

study Latin, Chemistry,Physics

and the like I left school with

a GCSE 'Credit' in...................

...................domestic science

.....and that was it................

..my mother was over the moon

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my father went to an early grave

shortly after this date...............

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But Wow yo wanna try my......

......Chilli Con Carne................

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I left home aged 10 for this

fine school.....full of ambition

some boy punched me on the

nose the first day...and it bled

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and that was it I vowed to

become a doctor and mend

.........things!......................

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it was very expensive.....

and he had to borrow money

from the bank.....................

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MOST OF US ARE UNFORTUNATE

..but my Father considered himself

cursed....having a Son like me...

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