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after 5 years of attempting to

study Latin, Chemistry,Physics

and the like I left school with

a GCSE 'Credit' in...................

...................domestic science

.....and that was it................

..my mother was over the moon

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my father went to an early grave

shortly after this date...............

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But Wow yo wanna try my......

......Chilli Con Carne................

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