...........trim and remove and assortment

.........of VANDYKE BROWN winnocks...

..that had been there DONKIES years..

...I was flattered that he should ask..

..I was being mature and grown up...

WOW!.....I took it all in my stride..

and only faltered slightly with the nail clippers

.....and nipped his saggy leathery bottom..

...I drew blood...but he didn't seem to

notice............I quickly wrote in my file

possible industrial alcohol abuse and

definite concern of whisky....producing

...preservation of the ass and numbing

of the posterior nerves...............then

he turned round and told me of his..

deplorable tale ...of contraction of

.....................dysfunction..................

.............it all began many years ago when......