......................to rub some

ZERODERM OINTMENT...

into some fresh scabs on

his foreskin...incurred through

recent masturbation........

...I took a moment to check

The Queens Cohort's number

on my mobile, log it, and a

note with alarm to phone

The Cohort later and inform

him of this serious malady

....Ma Lady....Maam!........

.........Samuel for all his

experience and West Yorkshire

worldly ways..........blushed but

managed a smile..................

then.......he turned round...

bent over and asked me to...