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I left home with renewed vigour

..........and passion.....................

....with my golden GCSE.........

in spaghetti boiling...............

for THE ROYAL TECHNICAL COLLEGE

...........DEWSBURY...................

.....West Yorkshire......................

for a course in.......in.....in.....the

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if ya can't stand the sight of it

and ya not very bright ya can

always become ah Sycia......

..........a psychic...................

.........a phyciatrist..............

courses available down the

............road........................

......me mum were chuffed..

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........my mother got a linguist

to explain an article she was

having difficulty reading in..

the social services waiting room

.......................it read.............

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.............YES!.......................

......I could not stand the sight

..........blood!..........................

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A.E. Careers, jet setting Paramedic

.....skillfull surgery depositing

............pacemakers..............

....and the like were out......

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..........................but.....but

..........................there was..

........................................

..I dare not tell you!!.......

..my weakness...............

..my fainting fits...........

...and trembling cowardice

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I STILL HAD A BURNING

PASSION TO BECOME A

GENERAL PRACTITIONER

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and put toilet paper up

scuffed noses...............

.....but.....but.....but....

.....something awful

had happened to me..

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after 5 years of attempting to

study Latin, Chemistry,Physics

and the like I left school with

a GCSE 'Credit' in...................

...................domestic science

.....and that was it................

..my mother was over the moon

................................................

my father went to an early grave

shortly after this date...............

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But Wow yo wanna try my......

......Chilli Con Carne................

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