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..........a middle aged mature MILF...

.......she riddled up to him with a smile

a bit of a gummy one.....she had a fine assortment

of wrinkles converging around her lips.......

...he thought it was his mother in the half

light and he relaxed....opened his arms a little

...the MILF took immediate advantage

bent down and rubbed her large mastectomy

conscious breasts in his face.. his mouth

dropped.... and she took advantage again..

she French kissed him with her swollen tongue

...........AND SAID...................AND SAID...........

.................YES!.....................

....he had been coming home

from school as a fresh faced

youngster....tie...cap....smile

..whistle.....it was autumn..

getting dark a bit as it does in

these parts at that time of year

......when he was approached

....approached from an alleyway

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.............A WOMAN..............

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...........trim and remove and assortment

.........of VANDYKE BROWN winnocks...

..that had been there DONKIES years..

...I was flattered that he should ask..

..I was being mature and grown up...

WOW!.....I took it all in my stride..

and only faltered slightly with the nail clippers

.....and nipped his saggy leathery bottom..

...I drew blood...but he didn't seem to

notice............I quickly wrote in my file

possible industrial alcohol abuse and

definite concern of whisky....producing

...preservation of the ass and numbing

of the posterior nerves...............then

he turned round and told me of his..

deplorable tale ...of contraction of

.....................dysfunction..................

.............it all began many years ago when......

......................to rub some

ZERODERM OINTMENT...

into some fresh scabs on

his foreskin...incurred through

recent masturbation........

...I took a moment to check

The Queens Cohort's number

on my mobile, log it, and a

note with alarm to phone

The Cohort later and inform

him of this serious malady

....Ma Lady....Maam!........

.........Samuel for all his

experience and West Yorkshire

worldly ways..........blushed but

managed a smile..................

then.......he turned round...

bent over and asked me to...