......................................

my wife.........................

....an open invitation for

an extramarital relationship

 a wife swap.....................

sell her of to the DARKIES

....a bit of......whats it called?

......CUCKOLD......................

....well she used to look.....

....in her flesh....................

....like you do now...........

....smart, adept, tight belly

.....like you think you look

....but all things cum to pass

....like you THINK you look

....but you're missing ar'nt Ya

...............IT..........................

tight belly, milky white tits

up for it all night..in a squat

....snorting talcum powder

...for a fee..........................

...cos it's expensive...........

....in the north...................

.......GOOAAANNN!!!..........

.....FUCK OFF AS THEY......

.....say in Northern...........

......Ireland....................

......................................

.....................................

....GOOOAAANNN..........

...FUCK OFF!!...............


...but we put away......

the mortar shells........

FOR A BIT OF LIMP PRICK

and tired and WANT.......

........WANT..................

.......WANT.................

..to go to bed............

a mattress over there

...GOOAAANNEE.....

....SLEEP!...............

it will be your last..

............................

............................

.............................

and then the nurses

......CUM................

and it's.................

another day????

.......................................

......it's cabbage..............

.......for tea....................

....my sons cooking it..

with potatoes and......

crusty steak pie.........

...................................

...I can't cook!............

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...........X.....................

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....................................

......AND THATS ALL......

......FOR TODAY............

........FOLKS!.................

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......Tara for now!.......

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.......Thank you Lord...

.......Thank you Jesus..

.............................!!

..........XXX................

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......TOTAL.PAGE VIEWS....

............TODAY..................

...........U.S. 511.................

...........U.K. 114................

.......germany 60..............

........egypt 9...................

.......france 2..................

.......ukraine 1................

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GRAND TOTAL 640.........

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......KISSED! it was lovely her sweet

tight cherry lips and apple blossom skin

.....but just before I kissed her I

had slipped two MINTS into my mouth

for........for.......protection.....prevention

better to be safe than sorry.....do teenage

dream girls.....get bronchitis.........I

would have to check it up in my manual

darling dave....she said........youre a

genius...........your well on your way

to getting...........A DIPLOMA............

......................................................

.....yes I thought to myself..............

I would have to write an article for

THE LANCET I might get some money if 

they publish it.............just think.......

SCOTT'S Decease...........................

I'll go down in history.........................

.......................................WOW!........,

........popped in and bought a

packet of TREBOUR MINTS

common in these parts for

smokers...........................

after a quick shower and shave

and a rustle up of...............

Home made Chilli Con Carne

which I nearly burnt...........

for thinking of poor SAM....

I popped of to see my girlfriend

down at the local....as we had arranged

.........we sat drinking cider and then

after a while smiling and aroused..

...you know how it goes.......we turned and...

....................................

.............sweet shop...I

...................................

......................................

............was thinking when

I passed a........................

...........BRONCHITIS in the adult female

can and possibly does lie dormant in

the young males liver to erupt in later

life as SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION..........

and that a corse of action should be taken

to prevent and isolate MILFS with .....

BRONCHITIS and a predilection for

young males......(TOYBOYS)......and that

my Father would have drawn up a...

minimum 9 month custodial sentence

for such women......who like to interfere!

.........especially if marbles..are involved..

.........that night....that night on my way

home from college i..........................

..........I've got BRONCHITIS............

....with a sort of an 0 shape to her

..mouth.....YES! BRONCHITIS!......

.....then some sort of crooked smile

....and BRONCHITIS! what do you think

to that eh! youngster!...................

then she laughed but it broke into

a spluttery cough.....but she smiled

grabbed his satchel.......WITH ALL

HIS SWEETS AND MARBLES IN....

and ran away........back down the ally

...................................I said I was

sorry.......for him and that he could

leave and come back in a month

for a further course of Tincture of

Mercury treatment......................

.......................I noted in my FILE....that

.............................................

.............................................

............................................

............................................

..........a middle aged mature MILF...

.......she riddled up to him with a smile

a bit of a gummy one.....she had a fine assortment

of wrinkles converging around her lips.......

...he thought it was his mother in the half

light and he relaxed....opened his arms a little

...the MILF took immediate advantage

bent down and rubbed her large mastectomy

conscious breasts in his face.. his mouth

dropped.... and she took advantage again..

she French kissed him with her swollen tongue

...........AND SAID...................AND SAID...........

.................YES!.....................

....he had been coming home

from school as a fresh faced

youngster....tie...cap....smile

..whistle.....it was autumn..

getting dark a bit as it does in

these parts at that time of year

......when he was approached

....approached from an alleyway

.................................by a......

......................................

......................................

......................................

.....................................

.............A WOMAN..............

.............................!!

...........trim and remove and assortment

.........of VANDYKE BROWN winnocks...

..that had been there DONKIES years..

...I was flattered that he should ask..

..I was being mature and grown up...

WOW!.....I took it all in my stride..

and only faltered slightly with the nail clippers

.....and nipped his saggy leathery bottom..

...I drew blood...but he didn't seem to

notice............I quickly wrote in my file

possible industrial alcohol abuse and

definite concern of whisky....producing

...preservation of the ass and numbing

of the posterior nerves...............then

he turned round and told me of his..

deplorable tale ...of contraction of

.....................dysfunction..................

.............it all began many years ago when......

......................to rub some

ZERODERM OINTMENT...

into some fresh scabs on

his foreskin...incurred through

recent masturbation........

...I took a moment to check

The Queens Cohort's number

on my mobile, log it, and a

note with alarm to phone

The Cohort later and inform

him of this serious malady

....Ma Lady....Maam!........

.........Samuel for all his

experience and West Yorkshire

worldly ways..........blushed but

managed a smile..................

then.......he turned round...

bent over and asked me to...

.........................................................

........................................................

.......................................................

.......................................................

.............................................

....it had a dark brown hue to

it an engorged large tropical

maggot like shape to it and

a splendid fine array of Venereal

Warts around the rim of the helmet

...........I had only ever seen them

this profuse in Victorian Copperplate

Illustrations in large leather bound

copies of MEDICAL JURISPRUDENCE

...I made a quick sketch in pencil...

....in the appropriate box in my file

and applied a Tincture of Mercury

and suggested where he should go

for further treatment..............

.........as I was going to take the

week off listening to music in

a darkened room........he seemed upset!

...........................then he allowed me to

................................................

...........................................

HE took down his Trousers

..I noted in my files that he

had no underpants............

Then I examined his MEMBER

...................it had.............

............................................

his face was a kinda red with

thin finely strewn purple viens

and his nose and an array of

patterned black heads...........

WOW!......his teeth, what were left

of them were an Amerillo yellow

...compared to my bright white

all in place milk teeth of innocence

and inexperience and unknowing

his three remaining teeth were

formidable and awe inspiring...

................................................

.......................................

SAMMY was very tall.....

and impressive....twice

my age....a worldly man

he'd even been as far away

as Huddersfield...............

and thats almost in another

county.........Over The Hills

and Far Away.............WOW!

..........................................

his hair was iron grey with

a tobacco blond tint to it..

...and he said his grandmother

had been of Irish decent...

and his dad a ceramic tile

expert from LEEDS...no less

.....simply COSMOPOLITAN

I noted in my files............

what a start I thought...

I could not contain myself

.........................................

I WAS GOING TO CURE THE SICK!!

...........................................

.........................................

my first day was ace.........

the college floor was freshly

waxed and there was a lick

and smell of fresh magnolia 

paint to the place..............

.............and I met my first

case study.......he was called

......Samuel..........but he said

I, I! YES! little me could call

him....Sam........................

I was lost for words........

taken aback......short of

breath............................

well I was well on my way

to becoming A STUDENT OF

MEDICAL SCIENCE........!!

................................................

THE STUDY AND PRACTICE OF

SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION IN

..TOILET QUEERS..IN THESE RUDE

...........PARTS......OF THE NORTHERN

.......TERROTORIES OF HER MAJESTIES

ISLANDS Great Britain ,U.K...........

.......HEAP A CFUCKIN SHIT.......

......WITH WIND AND RAIN......

.....ALL THE TIME.....................

well I was chuffed beyond measure

......................................!!!!!

..............................................

I left home with renewed vigour

..........and passion.....................

....with my golden GCSE.........

in spaghetti boiling...............

for THE ROYAL TECHNICAL COLLEGE

...........DEWSBURY...................

.....West Yorkshire......................

for a course in.......in.....in.....the

..................................................

...........................................

if ya can't stand the sight of it

and ya not very bright ya can

always become ah Sycia......

..........a psychic...................

.........a phyciatrist..............

courses available down the

............road........................

......me mum were chuffed..

...........................................

..........................................

........my mother got a linguist

to explain an article she was

having difficulty reading in..

the social services waiting room

.......................it read.............

...............................................

............................................

............................................

.............YES!.......................

......I could not stand the sight

..........blood!..........................

............................................

A.E. Careers, jet setting Paramedic

.....skillfull surgery depositing

............pacemakers..............

....and the like were out......

............................................

..........................but.....but

..........................there was..

........................................

..I dare not tell you!!.......

..my weakness...............

..my fainting fits...........

...and trembling cowardice

........................................

.......................................

..........................................

I STILL HAD A BURNING

PASSION TO BECOME A

GENERAL PRACTITIONER

......................................

and put toilet paper up

scuffed noses...............

.....but.....but.....but....

.....something awful

had happened to me..

.................................

..................................

..............................................

after 5 years of attempting to

study Latin, Chemistry,Physics

and the like I left school with

a GCSE 'Credit' in...................

...................domestic science

.....and that was it................

..my mother was over the moon

................................................

my father went to an early grave

shortly after this date...............

................................................

But Wow yo wanna try my......

......Chilli Con Carne................

..............................................

I left home aged 10 for this

fine school.....full of ambition

some boy punched me on the

nose the first day...and it bled

.............................................

and that was it I vowed to

become a doctor and mend

.........things!......................

........................................

........................................

it was very expensive.....

and he had to borrow money

from the bank.....................

...........................................

MOST OF US ARE UNFORTUNATE

..but my Father considered himself

cursed....having a Son like me...

................................................

.............................................

....believe it or not I've been

around since the 50's!.........

my father worked as a lawyer

and schooled me at a top.....

public sch....private...scho..

.........boarding school.........

.........................................

......monday afternoon mattennay.....

.....rambling discourse..........ad lib....

you'll go along way my son....

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.......Okay! gotta go....

.....do a bit of a shop.

....it's cabbage for tea.

..................................

.......Tara for now!.....

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.......Response..............

Page views today so far

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..........U.S. 269............

.........U.K. 65..............

...Germany 34............

the embalmers in....

......Egypt 3.............

and the liberated

...French 2...........

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.....ah well !...................

...thankyou Jesus..........

....................................

.....I Love you..............

.......XXX......................

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BUT SOME ONES......

...MOVED THE.........

FUCKIN SKIP !!.......

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......I keep going back

...for the same experience

.....................................

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.....now I'm a..............

.....Beliver!.................

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The Second Cummin

........Then!!...............

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...................................

.....a skip!..and HE......

...........GOD...............

....grabbed me by the

bollocks..massaged them

a bit..and jerked me off

........twice!!!...............

.......in quick succession

.........Great!!!!..............

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......I was standing.....

.....next to a skip.......

.................................

....round our way.......

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......yes?....................

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.....at all.....................

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..until God.................

...found me!...............

......Yes.....................

.................................

.......God...................

.................................

......................................

....I was,nt...I................

...I wasn't really...........

....anyone?..................

...................................

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.......it!,I! Used to be........

.......a sad little creature..

............very....................

.......................................

.......................................

..........Well?....................

......if you must Know.....

......it used to be............

.....rather sad................

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I've thought of another!....

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......I'll really have to do......

..some cartoons to them......

as there really was a lot of..

......word play in that one.....

............................................

..okay gotta go, Tara!..........

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...........response...................

..........Total hits 90..............

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.........itemised.....................

..........U.S. 61......................

..........U.K. 7........................

......Germany 7...................

.....and that person in.........

.........Eygpt !.......................

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..........Ah well........................

.......Thankyou Lord...............

.......Thankyou Jesus.............

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........Assistant...................

.."Neither, until I,ve sorted

......my little stiffy out"!

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..........Yes?........................

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